Ok thats it, its official i hate alotta ppl.

I hate:

dumbass ppl who dont make sense

girls who sound like they are freakin barbie

guys who refuse to wash their hair/try to pull off grease as gell

girls who are moody

guys who are moodier than girls

liars

stalkers

freaks

hypocrits (is that even spelled right)---

ppl who for some insane reason keep bashin on things such as ISNA but can be found doing the targeted thing or  have family members doing this thing or have been doing the aforementioned thing for a lot of previous years and now think they can turn around and condemn everyone else b/c they have finally matured enough to realize what they were doing might not be that great.

 ppl who insist on acting superior to others instead of realizing their own stupidity

hijabis who think that they're the shit b/c they wear a hijab but then date and make out in public.

ppl who think that god has personally blessed them and made them his own moral police.  These ppl seem to believe that what ever the hell they do is okay such as swearing, being vulgar, passing judgements on ppl that they dont know, making smartass comments on ppl they dont know, etc--- b/c somehow they have been declared as beign better than the rest of their counterparts.

Ppl who insist on being mean for no goddamn reason other than for the sake of being mean.

Ook i could carry this on forever so im gonna stop now.   

okay so enuff is enuff right? After the intense amount of harrasment that i've recieved from various but (mainly Salwa) I think I need to update. 

So i was sitting here in the UIC computer lab (which by the way doesnt know the meaning of airconditioning or even portable fans) thinking about what to write a post on.  As I tried and tried to come up with a respectable and intersting topic while not doing my homework, I was assulted by this really strong smell.  I think its the perfume that the girl next to me is wearing but i really cant be sure.  At first, I thought it smelled nice and i was like oh I think I like that smell.  Now though, that I've bee sitting here next to her for the last hours or so, I have decided that I hate the damn smell.  Its making me nauseus and I'm seriously starting to get violent feelings agaisnt her.  I mean god what did she do..take a bath in the perfume?? Make it STOP ppl pleaseeeee!!!

ok so like I was saying about how I was simply sitting in the computer lab trying to be a fake productive person right and what do i see but a Louis Vuttion  purse-bag.  Okay so heres my dillema --the bag was lets say a piece of art.  Nicely shaped (squarish) and of the perfect coloring (as most LV bags are).   It had a nice wide length and a stylish strap that could be oh-so-nochantly thrown over the shoulder.  To say the least, the bag by itself was a thing of perfection (atleast for anyone who has any sense and can see).  Now most ppl at this time might ask themselves what's the problem with such a beautiful thing? some thing close to this...

So here's the problem...the wearer of this delightful bag was a 5'10 white man with a shaved head...and I couldn't stop staring.  I mean what else could my poor eyes do at this point?  The bag seemed a bit inappropriate and out of place on this man's white hulking shoulder.  I don't want to stereotype here but you know when they say it's kind of gay for men to wear purses...I think they have a point.  It looked absurd that what most of society would consider a "manly-looking-man" (you know what I'm talking aobut) was wearing a freaking purse-bag.  I think it was actually detracting from the beauty of the bag (yea i know that shocking since I'm refering to a LV bag but it's true.) no this is not the same man...

Now for anyone whose being offended by me writting that guys shouldnt wear purses, understand that I'm really not trying to provoke your anger.  I think that if guys want to wear purses they should be allowed to...just not nice ones okay?  But no seriously though, the issue of gayness is becoming more and more common, with everyone seemingly just accepting it.  So I'll put up a question here for anyone who has a opinion...Personally, I'm kindda impartial to gay ppl (unless they do something directly infront of me) but I'm wondering how do most ppl or lets say desis, muslims, etc view them.  Now while it may seem that most ppl would find it easy to say that its haraam and the sort, I'm always surpised at how many ppl just dont have an opinion on it. 

Ok so now that I said that, I'll move on to more umm or actually less hateful topic.  Congrats to my totally nuerotic,psychotic,mean-to-the-last-bone-HALWA-I love-u on the marriage of her sister!!!!! (salwa knows why I'm congratulating her haha!!!!!)  Oh and to my jaan whose birthday i was unable to call on...HAPPY BURDAY!!!!!!!!! u old now!

AH yes the time has come for my biannual update to happen!!!...err when random ppl start leaving messages on ur posts saying update, u KNOW u gotta update!

Ok so lets begin one of my auspiciously brilliant posts shall we?

PPL i have come to a brilliant conclusion after 18 and a half-years of careful and astute observations...Desi ppl just can not, do not, and will not ever be able to live with out drama...the line "save the drama for ur momma" has apparently no meaning to any half respectable desi.  Infact, in my highly scientific observations (just insanely staring at ppl and eves-dropping) i have noted that desis cant even wait for the drama to approach them..NO..they go out and find some...and if they are unable to accomplish this feat then HELL...they go out and MAKE some drama! 

*if anyone who is desi tries to deny this...U know theyre lying!!!

ok so lemme continue by elaborating on my point... heres a scenerio

hotmasala: eh did u hear that boy datin a hindu girl?

hotfob: yeaaaaaaaa i hear that through my gf's ex's mother's brother's daughter's son

hotmasala: i am very mad!!!

yea...this convo might look ridiculous but believe u me its not...this is what a real conversation among desis looks like...correct me if im wrong...but since im not wrong i guess no one's gonna b correcting me...

ok then heres another scenerio...we all know how stupid desi guys can be right...well anyway so like these weird guys who dont got any game but they think they do decide they can go around acting like theyre the shitt...and then they act all retarded one minute and cool the next...u know the ones that talk to u like they got PMS one min and are normal the next...yeaa well...lets just say that they a drama unto themselves...i dont even gotta explain my self.

ok so while this looks like im hatin on guys lemme state this clearly ...while desi ppl might like drama and desi guys are just well are a drama...desi GIRLS are just wayyy to friggin stupid. I mean gheeeeeze ...grow a brain ladiezz...if u want one thing but then u also want a totally contradictory thing to the first thing u want...DUH u gonna have problems! oh and ah yes...every desi girls mandatory job...glare at every  desi girl u dont know personally or is new...b/c u knwo she might be breaching on ur territory!

hmmmm...OK so i think that i have now managed to write enuff crap down to make a whole buncha ppl mad...i got the guys covered, the girls covered, & the ITS covered...DAMN IM GOOD!!!!

*** if anyone is offended by this post then all i have to say is...MUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH!!!!!!!

Ok so the divine inspiration has finally hit me on what should be on my new post...so here goes.....

A recent developement (DFS) in my not so happening life made me recall my bright and colorful past antics...It's amazing to look back on the things that we have done in the past and fianlly understand exactly how atrocious and stupid those things were...such as stalkin ppl anonymously--- ONLINE.

How many of us can say that we have never in the past made up a crazy sn on aim or yahoo or any other thing u can think of and then stalked or if not stalked at least bothered some random victim??  Hell, we perhaps didnt even need to actually know the victim or the clossest that we had ever gotten to that person was seeing them in the dilapidated hallways of out beloved school?  And yet...i (and i know millions of other ppl ---including whoever is reading this post) kept on doin it...i couldnt stop my self.  It was just so much fun to sit back and say crazy things to these random ppl and waste their time...some examples are:

me: hey!!!

XYZ: who is dis?

me: u dont remember???...im ur bf

XYZ: wth????

me: omg!!! ur my babyyyyyy

or

me: hey

XYZ: who is dis

me: who are u

XYZ: ummm u imed me

me: nooo u imed me

me: so like who are u ?...u crazy psycho...I WILL NOT MARRY U!!!!

ooookkk so u can see what im talkin about.  Conversations such as the previously stated ones look funny and sound funny and are actually a pretty good recap of what my "stalking sessions" or what ever u wanna call it were like.  BUT...the thing that i've realized over the years is that similar conversations done to me by some random person werent always funny.  At some point, conversations like these or infact actions such as these can become obstrusive and utterly idiotic...

Things like this though can be looked at in a broader sense also i suppose...how many of can say that we have never done anything like this using the net?...or have never posted random things that could be potentially troublesome to other ppl (such as phone #'s)??? The thing is that we all have sometime in our past whether we admit it or not...sad but true...

So to all the ppl that i have bothered in my past life with random ims which i thought were funny...I Apologize...i seriously didnt realize at that point that doing this to random ppl was not ...well...umm..cool...

YES i realize that im actually apologizing for something Hatorade--- oh and by the way everyone...while i do sincerely apologize to all the random pp i've stalked...I hope that everyone understands the moral of this post...STALK only PPL that U happen to actually KNOW!!!!!! mUHAHA Haha  aahahah aka...brownsugar7786

U know that feelin u get after  a really hard week at school thats finally finished and u think ur going to go to urbana and everything is cool???? yep thats wat i was feelin until ummm about two hours ago when my hopes and dreams of a fun and relaxin weekend were crushed by my overbearing and totally out of control rentz...

Anyway.... todays schpeel is going to be on this particular ideology i have in my head

                                      SISTAS B4 MISTAS!!!!!!!

(and as far as im concerned this is the only ideology allowed cuz guyzzzzzz can be described in 1 word....JackAss

               )

oooookkk movin on...

The thing that never ceases to amaze me is why do all brown guys wanna be ghetto-fab??? what part of the fact that they happen to be brown aka ... a milk-chocolate color instead of  a black licorice color do these desi guys not get?  Stop trying to be ghetto u fobsss....UR BROWN!!